She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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