She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I have so many feelings about this burrito
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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