The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
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