1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
this boner is exhausting
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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