I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Alive.
So much puke
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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