have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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