I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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