You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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