Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Dignity is for republicans.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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