"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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