Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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