So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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