he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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