Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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