Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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