We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I need a burrito and a hug.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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