I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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