you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My Sexting was not on an AP level
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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