I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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