Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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