Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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