what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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