I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Please don't give away my fajitas
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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