no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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