What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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