And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
so that wasnt chicken after all
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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