I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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