The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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