bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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