"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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