The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he was CRYING into my vagina
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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