if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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