Where did you get a picture of my penis
She said her name was "party"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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