You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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