I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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