real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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