Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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