but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize