my mouth tastes like poor choices
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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