escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
