In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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