I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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