So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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