Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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