a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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