oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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