That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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