If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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