I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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