CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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