If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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