I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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