I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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