My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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