all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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