She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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